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QUEEN:
Just look at me!

QUEEN:
I have grey in my hair and wrinkles on my face!
It's been getting worse all day!

OMOTW:
Ya look fine from here.

QUEEN:
You are more than half blind.

OMOTW:
Well, aye, that's true.

QUEEN:
Please make me a better ointment. I'll pay anything.

OMOTW:
Damn it woman!
I'll say this slow, so you'll understand...